Dear Rudeness,

Don't call our house again. I know it might seem like a good idea to call a phone number repeatedly at 2:00 AM, but it really isn't. Perhaps you were intoxicated. Or trying to call a number of a person you are hoping to date. Or both. I recommend you lay of the sauce and understand that even if the person did give you the correct number (which they didn't) calling five times and hanging up is not attractive.

Or perhaps you are a kid at a slumber party. Once again, not really funny. You didn't even say anything. You just kept calling and hanging up. Why aren't you in bed? You kids have to be in school in the morning.

If you are a mentally unbalanced fan of this blog just trying to get my attention, prank me again and I will call the police and have you thrown in jail.

Seriously, I am a full-time working mother of two very active toddlers. Fortunately, phone rings don't wake them. Unfortunately, they wake up parents who will need to tend to aforementioned children VERY early in the morning. I end of staying up late many days in order to cook the dinner, clean the house, set out items for the next morning, listen to whatever wants spouse is dying to tell me and still find time to build businesses. So sleep is HIGHLY important to me.

In summary, you are an idiot and a tool. Don't prank my house again.

Sincerely,

Dangerously Tired Mother